Pump: When we got there they said it was too late, and they forced us back down. Skid: We tried to escape to go to heaven instead, but… (*Bf and Gf cringe at the mental image of two young children being dragged to hell.*) Pump: One day we met a mean one, and it pulled us all the way down here. Skid: And we used to make friends with demons like you, because we thought it was fun! Me and Pump used to love Halloween, but we called it Spooky Month. What happened to you two? (*Pump looks to the side, refusing to talk*) Pump: … (*Skid and Pump stare at their feet, and there’s a sudden feeling of despair in the air*) Girlfriend: What?! How did you get to that conclusion? Skid and Pump: We hate angels! Skid: Pump said you were an angel, so now we have to fight you! Skid: *Skid and Pump start whispering to each other* Pump: *Pump jumps off of Bf and pulls Skid to the side* Skid: You’re right, his teeth are all flat and boring! How does he even live like that? Girlfriend: Oookay maybe we don’t start poking and prodding at my Bf? Skid: Hmf, we’re not cute! (*Pump is suddenly crawling on Bf’s head*) Girlfriend: That means it’s only a little while until we get to the party! Girlfriend: Oh hey, we can see the mansion now. Girlfriend: Oh relax babe! I’ve gone through here… I have a lot of planning to do during that time. ?: I’ve got something special planned for him.ĭaddy Dearest: Perfect, I’ll be seeing you next week at the end of your tours. ?: some of our personal informants have been sent out to pass the message onward.ĭaddy Dearest: Keep an eye on those two while they ride with you before you reach that concert.ĭaddy Dearest: That boy is something else. (*A few minutes after the love birds leave*)ĭaddy Dearest: Do you have that bounty set up on the boy as of yet?ĭaddy Dearest: We can’t wait around and risk having him damage our status. Daddy Dearest: And as unfortunate as it is, time isn’t something we can’t afford to waste.ĭaddy Dearest: Well boy, I’ve never been outsung like that in a very long time.ĭaddy Dearest: I suppose you can have my daughter for a while.ĭaddy Dearest: On one condition, You are to stay away from any and all low life demons!ĭaddy Dearest: We cannot have our reputation be diminished after the majority finds out you were dating an Angel.ĭaddy Dearest: Very good, now run along, your mother is waiting outside. Daddy Dearest: My daughter, do you know why exactly I’ve brought you and this boy here?ĭaddy Dearest: What is there to explain exactly?ĭaddy Dearest: My own flesh and blood, falling head over heels for one of those distasteful beams of positivity?ĭaddy Dearest: I am in no mood to hear your excuses right now Gearest, we’ll discuss it privately with your mother later.ĭaddy Dearest: I will not allow my daughter to keel over for a prick like you so easily.ĭaddy Dearest: A concerning number of demons already question if we even associate with the likes of you.ĭaddy Dearest: A singing battle? For your relationship?ĭaddy Dearest: If you say so boy, you’d better make this quick, a wealthy man always has business to attend to.
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